glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

If you’re ever feeling unorganized just remember that I own multiple binders but just use one folder labeled ‘tingz’ for all my classes

cetaceandreams:

I got you flowers.

hi

I got kicked off the soccer team a week ago an I feel so fat and depressed already

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”
"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

-

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

walmartsurrealism:

i get anxiety because idk what will come after postmodernism

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR INSPIRATIONS TO SHREDS

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

purpleas:

these lil fishes must feel so happy when they swim to the top of that lil mountain 

modernbaseballx:

these-sleepyeyes:

My favorite thing in the world oh my god

the feels to this song omfg,i cry every time i hear it idgaf 

willlaren:

this is one of the pages from my new zine Slurricane #7!  16 pages 10 of which are brand new and won’t be posted on internet! you can get copies of it for only $5 on my bigcartel site!